iridessence:

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ignigeno:

ignigeno:

I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.

Here she is! My beautiful rescue horse that I murdered a man for! I named her Pinky because she has a lovely pink nose.

And of course I braided her mane and tail because she is a queen.

ok well NOW i’ll play video games

wrenisapieceofshit:

roger-taylor-stole-my-heart:

Freddie: Hey!

Brian: *starts to play*

Freddie: Wait a minute

*bass strums*

Freddie: One minute!

Brian: *Doesn’t know what the fuck Freddie is doing and impatiently waits*

Roger: Uhh

Freddie: ineedmyfuckingwateridontcare LETS GO

I’m all of them lol

purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

Why is this so funny

itslillyillustrates:

Current Mood:

Bo’s piano solo in Straight White Male

octahedronhd:

stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs